Like most aspiring dog owners, before I actually had a dog I used to indulge in the odd reverie about our wonderful future life together. I had visions of us playing catch in a sun drenched meadow on a warm August afternoon. I imagined us kicking up a pile of crisp autumn leaves and leaving cute paw and foot prints in the winter snow before heading home to snuggle on the sofa.
Having grown up with a Springer Spaniel, I wasn’t entirely naive, but I suppose part of me choose to block out one of the not so welcome seasonal realities: Mud.
So long nice clean car
Mud magnets
If you’ve not got a dog and you’re thinking about getting one, please, hear me now: They will get muddy. You will get mud: in your house; in your car; on your clothes and more often than you’ll care to think about, on your face and in your hair.
You will have an almost daily routine of wiping mud off the walls, radiators and any small children who may happen to walk past. Your pile of dog towels will quickly outweigh the human ones, your washing machine will work overtime and in the winter months, you’ll start grading your walks not on how enjoyable they are, but on how muddy its likely to be.
Paddling Bear
Who chose the cream tiles?
Our battles with mud are exacerbated by some pretty unpractical home decorating choices. In answer to the question ‘Which idiot chose cream floor tiles, white walls and a light beige sofa?’ I have to foolishly raise my hand.
In my (feeble) defence, I made those choices when we only had Little Bear and as much as he loves paddling in puddles and rolling in cow pats, he’s not a big fan of deep mud. But then of course, we got a Labrador.
Annie the Labrapotomous
Labrapotomous
Annie is a mud magnet. She’s the Labrapotomous of the dog world and loves nothing better than getting caked in the stuff from nose to tail. In the Forest she’ll find the deepest, dirtiest, stinkiest puddle and fling herself into it with the wild abandon of a lemming on a cliff top. She emerges beaming as if she’s just won the lottery and annoying as it is, we don’t have the heart to stop her fun. But even on a road walk, she has an amazing ability to attract mud and will invariably return home with dirty paws, legs and tummy.
Adjustments
We’ve made some practical adjustments at home, including installing a new door to give us direct access to the garage from the house. This means we can bring the dogs in through the garage, avoiding the daily splattering of mud up the walls of the hallway. It also gives us more room to do the towelling off.
I’d be lying if I said that dealing with constantly filthy dogs is much fun. But here’s the rub: when we took on our dogs it was to give them the life they deserved. And we made that commitment for life. We knew there would be compromises along the way and a pristine home is just one of them. What we get in return though far outweighs the inconvenience and of course, we still have those sunny August afternoons to look forward to.
The Little Bear Dog Blog 
This is essential reading for anyone ‘thinking’ about getting a dog for the first time OR adding a new addition of the Labrador kind. The amount of time we spend cleaning is completely lost on people that visit our house and presume we don’t bother. AND we have a cleaner too!! Although we’d never be without them – a break from time to time is something to look forward to – except if you happen to be our dog-sitter. 🙂 It does make me smile to see them so happy in all that filth though. 😀
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I can’t agree more. I think anyone thinking of getting a dog should live with one for a week in January during a wet spell. If you still want one then, it just HAS to be love. And what do you mean ‘people presume we don’t bother’ [cleaning]? One of us works very hard on the dirt busting front I’ll have you know 😉
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I know – but 5 mins later you wouldn’t notice with the dogs making it their ambition to create the muddy outdoors – indoors.
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I know, but for those five minutes, it’s beautiful isn’t it? #Don’tBurstMyBubble
😉
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I can relate with this, though, and not meaning for this to be a contest, my schnauzer Bonnie, has rolled once or twice in some brown stuff of the nastier kind… that took more than wiping off, you can imagine and for a while she became a cockroach magnet, killing them and then rolling on top of them just to make sure… awful!!! she’s stopped doing it, thank God! I think she finally realized she was a lady and started acting like one… jajjaaaa…loved the post!! alexandra
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Oh dear, I can guess what brown stuff you’re talking about – gross. Nice effort on the cockroach front Bonnie, she’s a four legged pest controller! I can’t say I follow the logic on the rolling though! Annie rolled on a dead rat last week – that was not a pretty smell.
Thanks so much for the comment and at least there’s hope – maybe Annie will have a similar epiphany and decide she’s too ladylike for wallowing too. xx
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A rat! I instinctively covered my face when I read this…wow… jajajjaaa… she will, let’s just hope Little Bear isn’t taking notes… right now I’m taking care of my dad’s dog, he’s a rescue handsome guy but Bonnie the lady-like schnauzer has been taking notes, so now when she pees she kicks back the dirt, you know what I mean? what boy dogs do… goodness… but it is all so funny… right now she’s at her doggy-spa being reminded that she’s a lady!
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Oh Bear bear her to that one a few years ago. Except his had been, er deceased for a lot longer so was (sorry, hesitation as this is like a bad episode of CSI) ‘a little ripe’ is about as close as I can get. It took four baths to rid him of the stench!
Bonnie sounds so funny. She’ll be cocking her leg next! Or does she have a crush? I hope the spa pampering reminds her of her feminine ways! lol
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Oh I hope they do remind her. It’s costing me almost as much as people therapy does. RIPE!! jajajaaaa OMG… this is too funny, we can laugh about it now, right?! I know in the moment you must’ve wanted to cry… we gotta luv’em… if they could talk about us… they’d also conclude with You gotta luv’em!! big hug to you all
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